This is the greatest and best song in the world.
Tribute.

A long time ago
Me and my brother Kyle, here...
Well, we was hitchhiking down
A long and lonesome road

And all of a sudden
There shined a shiny demon
In the middle of the road

And he said:
"Play the best song in the world
Or I\'ll eat your soul" (Soul)

Well, me and Kyle
We looked at each other
And we each said:
"Okay."

And we played the first thing that came to our heads
Just so happened to be
The BEST song in the world
It was the best song in the world... Oh... Yeah!
And it saved our butts.

Because the demon want to kill us... oh...
But he was forced to set us free
By the honor code that demons
Have to live by.

Cause it\'s Satan\'s Surprise and it\'s magic!
And it\'s a mystical disguise... oh..
The devil\'s song and it\'s tragic!
You are the mystical eyed virgin and you\'re rocking!

Well needless to say
The beast was stunned
A whip crack with his swampy tail
And the beast was done.

He asked us:
"Be you angels?"
And we said:
"NAY! We are but men! Rock HOUNDS!"
Hounds! Rock Hounds!

This is not
The greatest song in the world, no.
This is just a tribute!
Couldn\'t remember
The greatest song in the world
But this is a tribute!

To the greatest song in the world
It was the greatest song in the world
You know it was the best motherfuckn
It was the greatest song in the world

[scat interlude, ending with "Oooh Mama, Lucifer!!"]

And the peculiar thing is this:
It didn\'t actually sound anything like this song
This is just a tribute.
You\'ve gotta believe it.
And I wish you were there.
It\'s just a matter of opinion

Braaah! Fuck!
Good god! God lovin!
I\'m so surprised
To find
I can\'t stop em!
[???]
Rich motherfucker could fuck a duck!
Oooh! Ooh!
All right!

And we\'re playing the greatest
Song
In the world.
Tribute.

Boo-yah bass. In your face.